The Grand Archive of Jinxes
Every curse we've ever concocted.
All 365 Curses
A complete compendium of mild inconveniences.
| Day # | Curse |
|---|---|
| 1 | May your socks always slide down inside your shoes. |
| 2 | May you always feel like you're about to sneeze, but never actually do. |
| 3 | May your popcorn always have an unpopped kernel in every handful. |
| 4 | May your Wi-Fi signal be just weak enough to be frustratingly slow, but not weak enough to disconnect. |
| 5 | May both sides of your pillow be warm. |
| 6 | May you always forget the word you were about to say. |
| 7 | May your shoelaces always come untied. |
| 8 | May you always get a piece of food stuck in your teeth. |
| 9 | May your streaming service buffer at the most crucial moment of a show. |
| 10 | May you always step on a Lego when barefoot. |
| 11 | May your toast always land butter-side down. |
| 12 | May you forever have a song stuck in your head. |
| 13 | May you always pick the slowest checkout line. |
| 14 | May your phone battery always be at 10%. |
| 15 | May you always get a paper cut when handling paper. |
| 16 | May you never find a comfortable sleeping position. |
| 17 | May your pen run out of ink during an important note. |
| 18 | May you always have an itch in a place you can't scratch. |
| 19 | May your keys always be in the last place you look. |
| 20 | May every traffic light you approach turn red. |
| 21 | May your ice cream always drip on your hand. |
| 22 | May you always misread the 'push' or 'pull' on a door. |
| 23 | May your zippers always get stuck. |
| 24 | May your computer update at the most inconvenient times. |
| 25 | May you always have to re-read a page in a book because you zoned out. |
| 26 | May your glasses always be smudged. |
| 27 | May you never find a matching pair of socks. |
| 28 | May your chair always make a weird noise when you move. |
| 29 | May you always feel like you've forgotten something. |
| 30 | May you always have a small rock in your shoe. |
| 31 | May your automatic faucet never detect your hands. |
| 32 | May you always be one cent short when paying with cash. |
| 33 | May your soda always be a little bit flat. |
| 34 | May your headphones get tangled no matter how carefully you store them. |
| 35 | May you always think of the perfect comeback hours later. |
| 36 | May you always forget why you walked into a room. |
| 37 | May your autocorrect always change a word to something embarrassing. |
| 38 | May your vending machine snack always get stuck. |
| 39 | May you always be on the verge of a yawn that never comes. |
| 40 | May your chapstick always be in your other pants. |
| 41 | May you always feel a phantom phone vibration in your pocket. |
| 42 | May your headphones get snagged on every doorknob. |
| 43 | May you always get the squeaky shopping cart. |
| 44 | May your shampoo and conditioner run out at different times. |
| 45 | May there always be one more stair than you expect in the dark. |
| 46 | May you always have to log back into your accounts. |
| 47 | May your straw always have a tiny hole in it. |
| 48 | May you always feel a single hair on your face but never be able to find it. |
| 49 | May your cookie always break and fall into your milk. |
| 50 | May you never find the end of the tape roll. |
| 51 | May your coffee always taste faintly of soap. |
| 52 | May your tea always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 53 | May your cereal always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 54 | May your soup always be a little too salty. |
| 55 | May your noodles always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 56 | May your salad always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 57 | May your pizza always crash without saving. |
| 58 | May your sandwich always be just a bit off-center. |
| 59 | May your burger always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 60 | May your fries always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 61 | May your emails always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 62 | May your texts always be told slightly wrong. |
| 63 | May your code always have the ending spoiled. |
| 64 | May your spreadsheets always be just out of focus. |
| 65 | May your presentations always taste faintly of soap. |
| 66 | May your documents always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 67 | May your drawings always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 68 | May your designs always be a little too salty. |
| 69 | May your dreams always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 70 | May your thoughts always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 71 | May your plans always crash without saving. |
| 72 | May your jokes always be just a bit off-center. |
| 73 | May your stories always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 74 | May your memories always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 75 | May your ideas always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 76 | May your arguments always be told slightly wrong. |
| 77 | May your coffee always have the ending spoiled. |
| 78 | May your tea always be just out of focus. |
| 79 | May your cereal always taste faintly of soap. |
| 80 | May your soup always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 81 | May your noodles always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 82 | May your salad always be a little too salty. |
| 83 | May your pizza always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 84 | May your sandwich always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 85 | May your burger always crash without saving. |
| 86 | May your fries always be just a bit off-center. |
| 87 | May your emails always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 88 | May your texts always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 89 | May your code always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 90 | May your spreadsheets always be told slightly wrong. |
| 91 | May your presentations always have the ending spoiled. |
| 92 | May your documents always be just out of focus. |
| 93 | May your drawings always taste faintly of soap. |
| 94 | May your designs always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 95 | May your dreams always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 96 | May your thoughts always be a little too salty. |
| 97 | May your plans always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 98 | May your jokes always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 99 | May your stories always crash without saving. |
| 100 | May your memories always be just a bit off-center. |
| 101 | May your ideas always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 102 | May your arguments always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 103 | May your coffee always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 104 | May your tea always be told slightly wrong. |
| 105 | May your cereal always have the ending spoiled. |
| 106 | May your soup always be just out of focus. |
| 107 | May your noodles always taste faintly of soap. |
| 108 | May your salad always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 109 | May your pizza always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 110 | May your sandwich always be a little too salty. |
| 111 | May your burger always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 112 | May your fries always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 113 | May your emails always crash without saving. |
| 114 | May your texts always be just a bit off-center. |
| 115 | May your code always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 116 | May your spreadsheets always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 117 | May your presentations always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 118 | May your documents always be told slightly wrong. |
| 119 | May your drawings always have the ending spoiled. |
| 120 | May your designs always be just out of focus. |
| 121 | May your dreams always taste faintly of soap. |
| 122 | May your thoughts always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 123 | May your plans always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 124 | May your jokes always be a little too salty. |
| 125 | May your stories always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 126 | May your memories always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 127 | May your ideas always crash without saving. |
| 128 | May your arguments always be just a bit off-center. |
| 129 | May your coffee always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 130 | May your tea always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 131 | May your cereal always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 132 | May your soup always be told slightly wrong. |
| 133 | May your noodles always have the ending spoiled. |
| 134 | May your salad always be just out of focus. |
| 135 | May your pizza always taste faintly of soap. |
| 136 | May your sandwich always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 137 | May your burger always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 138 | May your fries always be a little too salty. |
| 139 | May your emails always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 140 | May your texts always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 141 | May your code always crash without saving. |
| 142 | May your spreadsheets always be just a bit off-center. |
| 143 | May your presentations always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 144 | May your documents always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 145 | May your drawings always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 146 | May your designs always be told slightly wrong. |
| 147 | May your dreams always have the ending spoiled. |
| 148 | May your thoughts always be just out of focus. |
| 149 | May your plans always taste faintly of soap. |
| 150 | May your jokes always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 151 | May your stories always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 152 | May your memories always be a little too salty. |
| 153 | May your ideas always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 154 | May your arguments always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 155 | May your coffee always crash without saving. |
| 156 | May your tea always be just a bit off-center. |
| 157 | May your cereal always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 158 | May your soup always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 159 | May your noodles always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 160 | May your salad always be told slightly wrong. |
| 161 | May your pizza always have the ending spoiled. |
| 162 | May your sandwich always be just out of focus. |
| 163 | May your burger always taste faintly of soap. |
| 164 | May your fries always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 165 | May your emails always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 166 | May your texts always be a little too salty. |
| 167 | May your code always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 168 | May your spreadsheets always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 169 | May your presentations always crash without saving. |
| 170 | May your documents always be just a bit off-center. |
| 171 | May your drawings always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 172 | May your designs always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 173 | May your dreams always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 174 | May your thoughts always be told slightly wrong. |
| 175 | May your plans always have the ending spoiled. |
| 176 | May your jokes always be just out of focus. |
| 177 | May your stories always taste faintly of soap. |
| 178 | May your memories always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 179 | May your ideas always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 180 | May your arguments always be a little too salty. |
| 181 | May your coffee always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 182 | May your tea always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 183 | May your cereal always crash without saving. |
| 184 | May your soup always be just a bit off-center. |
| 185 | May your noodles always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 186 | May your salad always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 187 | May your pizza always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 188 | May your sandwich always be told slightly wrong. |
| 189 | May your burger always have the ending spoiled. |
| 190 | May your fries always be just out of focus. |
| 191 | May your emails always taste faintly of soap. |
| 192 | May your texts always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 193 | May your code always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 194 | May your spreadsheets always be a little too salty. |
| 195 | May your presentations always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 196 | May your documents always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 197 | May your drawings always crash without saving. |
| 198 | May your designs always be just a bit off-center. |
| 199 | May your dreams always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 200 | May your thoughts always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 201 | May your plans always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 202 | May your jokes always be told slightly wrong. |
| 203 | May your stories always have the ending spoiled. |
| 204 | May your memories always be just out of focus. |
| 205 | May your ideas always taste faintly of soap. |
| 206 | May your arguments always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 207 | May your coffee always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 208 | May your tea always be a little too salty. |
| 209 | May your cereal always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 210 | May your soup always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 211 | May your noodles always crash without saving. |
| 212 | May your salad always be just a bit off-center. |
| 213 | May your pizza always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 214 | May your sandwich always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 215 | May your burger always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 216 | May your fries always be told slightly wrong. |
| 217 | May your emails always have the ending spoiled. |
| 218 | May your texts always be just out of focus. |
| 219 | May your code always taste faintly of soap. |
| 220 | May your spreadsheets always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 221 | May your presentations always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 222 | May your documents always be a little too salty. |
| 223 | May your drawings always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 224 | May your designs always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 225 | May your dreams always crash without saving. |
| 226 | May your thoughts always be just a bit off-center. |
| 227 | May your plans always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 228 | May your jokes always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 229 | May your stories always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 230 | May your memories always be told slightly wrong. |
| 231 | May your ideas always have the ending spoiled. |
| 232 | May your arguments always be just out of focus. |
| 233 | May your coffee always taste faintly of soap. |
| 234 | May your tea always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 235 | May your cereal always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 236 | May your soup always be a little too salty. |
| 237 | May your noodles always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 238 | May your salad always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 239 | May your pizza always crash without saving. |
| 240 | May your sandwich always be just a bit off-center. |
| 241 | May your burger always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 242 | May your fries always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 243 | May your emails always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 244 | May your texts always be told slightly wrong. |
| 245 | May your code always have the ending spoiled. |
| 246 | May your spreadsheets always be just out of focus. |
| 247 | May your presentations always taste faintly of soap. |
| 248 | May your documents always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 249 | May your drawings always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 250 | May your designs always be a little too salty. |
| 251 | May your dreams always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 252 | May your thoughts always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 253 | May your plans always crash without saving. |
| 254 | May your jokes always be just a bit off-center. |
| 255 | May your stories always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 256 | May your memories always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 257 | May your ideas always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 258 | May your arguments always be told slightly wrong. |
| 259 | May your coffee always have the ending spoiled. |
| 260 | May your tea always be just out of focus. |
| 261 | May your cereal always taste faintly of soap. |
| 262 | May your soup always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 263 | May your noodles always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 264 | May your salad always be a little too salty. |
| 265 | May your pizza always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 266 | May your sandwich always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 267 | May your burger always crash without saving. |
| 268 | May your fries always be just a bit off-center. |
| 269 | May your emails always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 270 | May your texts always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 271 | May your code always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 272 | May your spreadsheets always be told slightly wrong. |
| 273 | May your presentations always have the ending spoiled. |
| 274 | May your documents always be just out of focus. |
| 275 | May your drawings always taste faintly of soap. |
| 276 | May your designs always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 277 | May your dreams always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 278 | May your thoughts always be a little too salty. |
| 279 | May your plans always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 280 | May your jokes always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 281 | May your stories always crash without saving. |
| 282 | May your memories always be just a bit off-center. |
| 283 | May your ideas always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 284 | May your arguments always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 285 | May your coffee always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 286 | May your tea always be told slightly wrong. |
| 287 | May your cereal always have the ending spoiled. |
| 288 | May your soup always be just out of focus. |
| 289 | May your noodles always taste faintly of soap. |
| 290 | May your salad always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 291 | May your pizza always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 292 | May your sandwich always be a little too salty. |
| 293 | May your burger always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 294 | May your fries always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 295 | May your emails always crash without saving. |
| 296 | May your texts always be just a bit off-center. |
| 297 | May your code always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 298 | May your spreadsheets always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 299 | May your presentations always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 300 | May your documents always be told slightly wrong. |
| 301 | May your drawings always have the ending spoiled. |
| 302 | May your designs always be just out of focus. |
| 303 | May your dreams always taste faintly of soap. |
| 304 | May your thoughts always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 305 | May your plans always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 306 | May your jokes always be a little too salty. |
| 307 | May your stories always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 308 | May your memories always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 309 | May your ideas always crash without saving. |
| 310 | May your arguments always be just a bit off-center. |
| 311 | May your coffee always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 312 | May your tea always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 313 | May your cereal always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 314 | May your soup always be told slightly wrong. |
| 315 | May your noodles always have the ending spoiled. |
| 316 | May your salad always be just out of focus. |
| 317 | May your pizza always taste faintly of soap. |
| 318 | May your sandwich always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 319 | May your burger always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 320 | May your fries always be a little too salty. |
| 321 | May your emails always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 322 | May your texts always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 323 | May your code always crash without saving. |
| 324 | May your spreadsheets always be just a bit off-center. |
| 325 | May your presentations always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 326 | May your documents always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 327 | May your drawings always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 328 | May your designs always be told slightly wrong. |
| 329 | May your dreams always have the ending spoiled. |
| 330 | May your thoughts always be just out of focus. |
| 331 | May your plans always taste faintly of soap. |
| 332 | May your jokes always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 333 | May your stories always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 334 | May your memories always be a little too salty. |
| 335 | May your ideas always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 336 | May your arguments always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 337 | May your coffee always crash without saving. |
| 338 | May your tea always be just a bit off-center. |
| 339 | May your cereal always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 340 | May your soup always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 341 | May your noodles always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 342 | May your salad always be told slightly wrong. |
| 343 | May your pizza always have the ending spoiled. |
| 344 | May your sandwich always be just out of focus. |
| 345 | May your burger always taste faintly of soap. |
| 346 | May your fries always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 347 | May your emails always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 348 | May your texts always be a little too salty. |
| 349 | May your code always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 350 | May your spreadsheets always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 351 | May your presentations always crash without saving. |
| 352 | May your documents always be just a bit off-center. |
| 353 | May your drawings always feature a minor but unfixable flaw. |
| 354 | May your designs always be interrupted at the best part. |
| 355 | May your dreams always be just plausible enough to cause doubt. |
| 356 | May your thoughts always be told slightly wrong. |
| 357 | May your plans always have the ending spoiled. |
| 358 | May your jokes always be just out of focus. |
| 359 | May your stories always taste faintly of soap. |
| 360 | May your memories always be slightly lukewarm. |
| 361 | May your ideas always contain a rogue cilantro leaf. |
| 362 | May your arguments always be a little too salty. |
| 363 | May your coffee always have a typo you only see after sending. |
| 364 | May your tea always load with agonizing slowness. |
| 365 | May your cereal always crash without saving. |