Daily Jinx

The Grand Archive of Jinxes

Every curse we've ever concocted.

All 365 Curses
A complete compendium of mild inconveniences.
Day #Curse
1May your socks always slide down inside your shoes.
2May you always feel like you're about to sneeze, but never actually do.
3May your popcorn always have an unpopped kernel in every handful.
4May your Wi-Fi signal be just weak enough to be frustratingly slow, but not weak enough to disconnect.
5May both sides of your pillow be warm.
6May you always forget the word you were about to say.
7May your shoelaces always come untied.
8May you always get a piece of food stuck in your teeth.
9May your streaming service buffer at the most crucial moment of a show.
10May you always step on a Lego when barefoot.
11May your toast always land butter-side down.
12May you forever have a song stuck in your head.
13May you always pick the slowest checkout line.
14May your phone battery always be at 10%.
15May you always get a paper cut when handling paper.
16May you never find a comfortable sleeping position.
17May your pen run out of ink during an important note.
18May you always have an itch in a place you can't scratch.
19May your keys always be in the last place you look.
20May every traffic light you approach turn red.
21May your ice cream always drip on your hand.
22May you always misread the 'push' or 'pull' on a door.
23May your zippers always get stuck.
24May your computer update at the most inconvenient times.
25May you always have to re-read a page in a book because you zoned out.
26May your glasses always be smudged.
27May you never find a matching pair of socks.
28May your chair always make a weird noise when you move.
29May you always feel like you've forgotten something.
30May you always have a small rock in your shoe.
31May your automatic faucet never detect your hands.
32May you always be one cent short when paying with cash.
33May your soda always be a little bit flat.
34May your headphones get tangled no matter how carefully you store them.
35May you always think of the perfect comeback hours later.
36May you always forget why you walked into a room.
37May your autocorrect always change a word to something embarrassing.
38May your vending machine snack always get stuck.
39May you always be on the verge of a yawn that never comes.
40May your chapstick always be in your other pants.
41May you always feel a phantom phone vibration in your pocket.
42May your headphones get snagged on every doorknob.
43May you always get the squeaky shopping cart.
44May your shampoo and conditioner run out at different times.
45May there always be one more stair than you expect in the dark.
46May you always have to log back into your accounts.
47May your straw always have a tiny hole in it.
48May you always feel a single hair on your face but never be able to find it.
49May your cookie always break and fall into your milk.
50May you never find the end of the tape roll.
51May your coffee always taste faintly of soap.
52May your tea always be slightly lukewarm.
53May your cereal always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
54May your soup always be a little too salty.
55May your noodles always have a typo you only see after sending.
56May your salad always load with agonizing slowness.
57May your pizza always crash without saving.
58May your sandwich always be just a bit off-center.
59May your burger always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
60May your fries always be interrupted at the best part.
61May your emails always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
62May your texts always be told slightly wrong.
63May your code always have the ending spoiled.
64May your spreadsheets always be just out of focus.
65May your presentations always taste faintly of soap.
66May your documents always be slightly lukewarm.
67May your drawings always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
68May your designs always be a little too salty.
69May your dreams always have a typo you only see after sending.
70May your thoughts always load with agonizing slowness.
71May your plans always crash without saving.
72May your jokes always be just a bit off-center.
73May your stories always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
74May your memories always be interrupted at the best part.
75May your ideas always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
76May your arguments always be told slightly wrong.
77May your coffee always have the ending spoiled.
78May your tea always be just out of focus.
79May your cereal always taste faintly of soap.
80May your soup always be slightly lukewarm.
81May your noodles always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
82May your salad always be a little too salty.
83May your pizza always have a typo you only see after sending.
84May your sandwich always load with agonizing slowness.
85May your burger always crash without saving.
86May your fries always be just a bit off-center.
87May your emails always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
88May your texts always be interrupted at the best part.
89May your code always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
90May your spreadsheets always be told slightly wrong.
91May your presentations always have the ending spoiled.
92May your documents always be just out of focus.
93May your drawings always taste faintly of soap.
94May your designs always be slightly lukewarm.
95May your dreams always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
96May your thoughts always be a little too salty.
97May your plans always have a typo you only see after sending.
98May your jokes always load with agonizing slowness.
99May your stories always crash without saving.
100May your memories always be just a bit off-center.
101May your ideas always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
102May your arguments always be interrupted at the best part.
103May your coffee always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
104May your tea always be told slightly wrong.
105May your cereal always have the ending spoiled.
106May your soup always be just out of focus.
107May your noodles always taste faintly of soap.
108May your salad always be slightly lukewarm.
109May your pizza always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
110May your sandwich always be a little too salty.
111May your burger always have a typo you only see after sending.
112May your fries always load with agonizing slowness.
113May your emails always crash without saving.
114May your texts always be just a bit off-center.
115May your code always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
116May your spreadsheets always be interrupted at the best part.
117May your presentations always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
118May your documents always be told slightly wrong.
119May your drawings always have the ending spoiled.
120May your designs always be just out of focus.
121May your dreams always taste faintly of soap.
122May your thoughts always be slightly lukewarm.
123May your plans always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
124May your jokes always be a little too salty.
125May your stories always have a typo you only see after sending.
126May your memories always load with agonizing slowness.
127May your ideas always crash without saving.
128May your arguments always be just a bit off-center.
129May your coffee always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
130May your tea always be interrupted at the best part.
131May your cereal always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
132May your soup always be told slightly wrong.
133May your noodles always have the ending spoiled.
134May your salad always be just out of focus.
135May your pizza always taste faintly of soap.
136May your sandwich always be slightly lukewarm.
137May your burger always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
138May your fries always be a little too salty.
139May your emails always have a typo you only see after sending.
140May your texts always load with agonizing slowness.
141May your code always crash without saving.
142May your spreadsheets always be just a bit off-center.
143May your presentations always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
144May your documents always be interrupted at the best part.
145May your drawings always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
146May your designs always be told slightly wrong.
147May your dreams always have the ending spoiled.
148May your thoughts always be just out of focus.
149May your plans always taste faintly of soap.
150May your jokes always be slightly lukewarm.
151May your stories always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
152May your memories always be a little too salty.
153May your ideas always have a typo you only see after sending.
154May your arguments always load with agonizing slowness.
155May your coffee always crash without saving.
156May your tea always be just a bit off-center.
157May your cereal always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
158May your soup always be interrupted at the best part.
159May your noodles always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
160May your salad always be told slightly wrong.
161May your pizza always have the ending spoiled.
162May your sandwich always be just out of focus.
163May your burger always taste faintly of soap.
164May your fries always be slightly lukewarm.
165May your emails always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
166May your texts always be a little too salty.
167May your code always have a typo you only see after sending.
168May your spreadsheets always load with agonizing slowness.
169May your presentations always crash without saving.
170May your documents always be just a bit off-center.
171May your drawings always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
172May your designs always be interrupted at the best part.
173May your dreams always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
174May your thoughts always be told slightly wrong.
175May your plans always have the ending spoiled.
176May your jokes always be just out of focus.
177May your stories always taste faintly of soap.
178May your memories always be slightly lukewarm.
179May your ideas always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
180May your arguments always be a little too salty.
181May your coffee always have a typo you only see after sending.
182May your tea always load with agonizing slowness.
183May your cereal always crash without saving.
184May your soup always be just a bit off-center.
185May your noodles always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
186May your salad always be interrupted at the best part.
187May your pizza always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
188May your sandwich always be told slightly wrong.
189May your burger always have the ending spoiled.
190May your fries always be just out of focus.
191May your emails always taste faintly of soap.
192May your texts always be slightly lukewarm.
193May your code always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
194May your spreadsheets always be a little too salty.
195May your presentations always have a typo you only see after sending.
196May your documents always load with agonizing slowness.
197May your drawings always crash without saving.
198May your designs always be just a bit off-center.
199May your dreams always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
200May your thoughts always be interrupted at the best part.
201May your plans always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
202May your jokes always be told slightly wrong.
203May your stories always have the ending spoiled.
204May your memories always be just out of focus.
205May your ideas always taste faintly of soap.
206May your arguments always be slightly lukewarm.
207May your coffee always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
208May your tea always be a little too salty.
209May your cereal always have a typo you only see after sending.
210May your soup always load with agonizing slowness.
211May your noodles always crash without saving.
212May your salad always be just a bit off-center.
213May your pizza always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
214May your sandwich always be interrupted at the best part.
215May your burger always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
216May your fries always be told slightly wrong.
217May your emails always have the ending spoiled.
218May your texts always be just out of focus.
219May your code always taste faintly of soap.
220May your spreadsheets always be slightly lukewarm.
221May your presentations always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
222May your documents always be a little too salty.
223May your drawings always have a typo you only see after sending.
224May your designs always load with agonizing slowness.
225May your dreams always crash without saving.
226May your thoughts always be just a bit off-center.
227May your plans always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
228May your jokes always be interrupted at the best part.
229May your stories always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
230May your memories always be told slightly wrong.
231May your ideas always have the ending spoiled.
232May your arguments always be just out of focus.
233May your coffee always taste faintly of soap.
234May your tea always be slightly lukewarm.
235May your cereal always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
236May your soup always be a little too salty.
237May your noodles always have a typo you only see after sending.
238May your salad always load with agonizing slowness.
239May your pizza always crash without saving.
240May your sandwich always be just a bit off-center.
241May your burger always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
242May your fries always be interrupted at the best part.
243May your emails always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
244May your texts always be told slightly wrong.
245May your code always have the ending spoiled.
246May your spreadsheets always be just out of focus.
247May your presentations always taste faintly of soap.
248May your documents always be slightly lukewarm.
249May your drawings always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
250May your designs always be a little too salty.
251May your dreams always have a typo you only see after sending.
252May your thoughts always load with agonizing slowness.
253May your plans always crash without saving.
254May your jokes always be just a bit off-center.
255May your stories always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
256May your memories always be interrupted at the best part.
257May your ideas always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
258May your arguments always be told slightly wrong.
259May your coffee always have the ending spoiled.
260May your tea always be just out of focus.
261May your cereal always taste faintly of soap.
262May your soup always be slightly lukewarm.
263May your noodles always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
264May your salad always be a little too salty.
265May your pizza always have a typo you only see after sending.
266May your sandwich always load with agonizing slowness.
267May your burger always crash without saving.
268May your fries always be just a bit off-center.
269May your emails always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
270May your texts always be interrupted at the best part.
271May your code always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
272May your spreadsheets always be told slightly wrong.
273May your presentations always have the ending spoiled.
274May your documents always be just out of focus.
275May your drawings always taste faintly of soap.
276May your designs always be slightly lukewarm.
277May your dreams always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
278May your thoughts always be a little too salty.
279May your plans always have a typo you only see after sending.
280May your jokes always load with agonizing slowness.
281May your stories always crash without saving.
282May your memories always be just a bit off-center.
283May your ideas always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
284May your arguments always be interrupted at the best part.
285May your coffee always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
286May your tea always be told slightly wrong.
287May your cereal always have the ending spoiled.
288May your soup always be just out of focus.
289May your noodles always taste faintly of soap.
290May your salad always be slightly lukewarm.
291May your pizza always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
292May your sandwich always be a little too salty.
293May your burger always have a typo you only see after sending.
294May your fries always load with agonizing slowness.
295May your emails always crash without saving.
296May your texts always be just a bit off-center.
297May your code always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
298May your spreadsheets always be interrupted at the best part.
299May your presentations always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
300May your documents always be told slightly wrong.
301May your drawings always have the ending spoiled.
302May your designs always be just out of focus.
303May your dreams always taste faintly of soap.
304May your thoughts always be slightly lukewarm.
305May your plans always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
306May your jokes always be a little too salty.
307May your stories always have a typo you only see after sending.
308May your memories always load with agonizing slowness.
309May your ideas always crash without saving.
310May your arguments always be just a bit off-center.
311May your coffee always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
312May your tea always be interrupted at the best part.
313May your cereal always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
314May your soup always be told slightly wrong.
315May your noodles always have the ending spoiled.
316May your salad always be just out of focus.
317May your pizza always taste faintly of soap.
318May your sandwich always be slightly lukewarm.
319May your burger always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
320May your fries always be a little too salty.
321May your emails always have a typo you only see after sending.
322May your texts always load with agonizing slowness.
323May your code always crash without saving.
324May your spreadsheets always be just a bit off-center.
325May your presentations always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
326May your documents always be interrupted at the best part.
327May your drawings always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
328May your designs always be told slightly wrong.
329May your dreams always have the ending spoiled.
330May your thoughts always be just out of focus.
331May your plans always taste faintly of soap.
332May your jokes always be slightly lukewarm.
333May your stories always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
334May your memories always be a little too salty.
335May your ideas always have a typo you only see after sending.
336May your arguments always load with agonizing slowness.
337May your coffee always crash without saving.
338May your tea always be just a bit off-center.
339May your cereal always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
340May your soup always be interrupted at the best part.
341May your noodles always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
342May your salad always be told slightly wrong.
343May your pizza always have the ending spoiled.
344May your sandwich always be just out of focus.
345May your burger always taste faintly of soap.
346May your fries always be slightly lukewarm.
347May your emails always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
348May your texts always be a little too salty.
349May your code always have a typo you only see after sending.
350May your spreadsheets always load with agonizing slowness.
351May your presentations always crash without saving.
352May your documents always be just a bit off-center.
353May your drawings always feature a minor but unfixable flaw.
354May your designs always be interrupted at the best part.
355May your dreams always be just plausible enough to cause doubt.
356May your thoughts always be told slightly wrong.
357May your plans always have the ending spoiled.
358May your jokes always be just out of focus.
359May your stories always taste faintly of soap.
360May your memories always be slightly lukewarm.
361May your ideas always contain a rogue cilantro leaf.
362May your arguments always be a little too salty.
363May your coffee always have a typo you only see after sending.
364May your tea always load with agonizing slowness.
365May your cereal always crash without saving.